a) making the presumption that there is a "perfect motorcycle"
Where did I say it existed?
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b) coming off as if you are a motorcycle expert
Again, you gotta tell me what I have said that is incorrect.
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c) putting down bikes you know less than nothing about
What bike have I put down? Trust me, I would be delighted to learn you can put in twelve hours at 80 on a Sportster like you can on many other bikes without getting beat half to death. Also, the quoted lean angles came right off of H-D's own published specs.
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d) establishing unintelligent criteria (rebuildable in a parking lot, etc) for the nonexistent perfect bike.
Hang on, Bristoe knows a guy from Toronto who rebuilt the transmission on his antique BMW R65 in a shed somewhere up above the Arctic Circle, I'll lay odds he coulda done the same thing in a parking lot around here.
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