A Toad would better suit you. In fact, you'd soon learn that it's the best motorcycle you've ever owned.
But you won't buy one.
Ya, but what woman is gonna see that thing and decide right then and there that she wants to screw your lights out?
You of all people should know this.
I need to set up a Viagra booth at Sturgis, I’d make a million.
I’d sell blood pressure meds and nitroglycerine pills too.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
