Prob’ly they need to come out with a naked Bergmann, with a Harleyesque batwing fairing, straight pipes, and a whole bunch of chrome that needs detailing before every ride.
Oh wait! They do! It’s called the H-D Trike Ultra and it starts at just $36,009..... Holy crap, is that a mobility scooter on steroids or what
But I digress.......
Three things bother me about the Bergmann. The first are those small diameter wheels. I’ve hit enough serious potholes and road debris, bigger wheels are better.
Another is all that plastic, I’m sure it has reinforced contact points for parking lot tipovers, but if it slides any distance at all it’s gonna be all scratched up. It needs crash bars.
Finally, I know it has a trunk, but how do you bungee on extra stuff like a bedroll and tent that won’t fit in the trunk?
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
