A Toad would better suit you. In fact, you'd soon learn that it's the best motorcycle you've ever owned.
But you won't buy one.
Ya, but what woman is gonna see that thing and decide right then and there that she wants to screw your lights out?
You of all people should know this.
I need to set up a Viagra booth at Sturgis, I’d make a million.
I’d sell blood pressure meds and nitroglycerine pills too.
This is just a guess, but you may be mis- interrupting what those women mean when they say they're going to turn your lights out. Next time, check em for clenched fists.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet -General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
