A Toad would better suit you. In fact, you'd soon learn that it's the best motorcycle you've ever owned.
But you won't buy one.
Ya, but what woman is gonna see that thing and decide right then and there that she wants to screw your lights out?
You of all people should know this.
I need to set up a Viagra booth at Sturgis, I’d make a million.
I’d sell blood pressure meds and nitroglycerine pills too.
This is just a guess, but you may be mis- interrupting what those women mean when they say they're going to turn your lights out. Next time, check em for clenched fists.
No, not at all. It’s women who do the choosing.
Anyhoo.... ain’t slept with a woman other than my ex in like 30 years So I’ll be needing lots of chrome, and straight pipes......
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
So I’ll be needing lots of chrome, and straight pipes......