I've got to get my bike cleaned up and ready for summer. I've been too busy maintaining lawnmowers and mounting tractor tires to mess with the bike.

The motorcycle lift I bought for the Dyna comes in handy for lifting the front of the mower when it's time to scrape it out and put freshly sharpened blades on,...and the impact wrench that I bought to install the aftermarket primary spline adapter on the Burgman comes in handy for removing and installing said lawnmower blades.

So that's where 2019 finds me. Motorcycle maintenance tools and equipment have turned into lawnmower tools and equipment. And instead of flaunting the speed limit with a big cc motorcycle out on the interstate,..I'm perched on the seat of a zero turn mower doing an endless series of left turns at 4.5 mph.

A philosopher would probably have something profound to say about the situation,...but I ain't no philosopher.

I'm a mower.