You oughta know that that if I had ever been to Tierra del Fuego, or even CLAIMED to have been to Tierra del Fuego, the 'Fire woulda heard all about it a loooooong time ago.
And ever since.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744