A Toad would better suit you. In fact, you'd soon learn that it's the best motorcycle you've ever owned.
But you won't buy one.
Ya, but what woman is gonna see that thing and decide right then and there that she wants to screw your lights out?
If I've got to tote a woman around on the back of a motorcycle to get her puzzy,...she can keep it. I don't want her ass tagging along back there and messing up my ride.
Besides,..the aphrodisiac qualities of motorcycles has been highly over-stated. If you're old, ugly, and buy a $20,000 Harley, you're just another old, ugly fug on a $20,000 Harley.
They seem to represent a genre.
Yeah,...you might be able to pick up some old gal in the Walmart parking lot with it. But you also could have picked her up with a pack of bologny and a loaf of bread.
In fact,..if you *do* pick up a woman with a Harley, you damn well better have some bologny and bread waiting back at your apartment.
,....and you'll need some good laundry detergent to wash the mustard stains out of the pillowcase afterwards.
