It was to get broken in hard on the 190 mile trip home. The ergonomics were so sport bike extreme that my arms and upper body were getting pretty taxed after 100 miles,...
I got a worse story than that..... one time I was stuck in stop and go traffic on I 35 through Austin, really slow even for Austin, maybe there was a wreck I don’t recall. I was on my Ninja in the classic monkey-screwing-a-football position.
For a while there had been a high-dollar BMW sedan in back, one lane over, didn’t pay it much attention. Then that lane starts to move and the BMW passes slowly by, as it does the driver, a flaming homosexual, blows me a kiss
I wanted to go home and shower in Lysol.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
