So far, all I've learned from this thread is the first one to "claim a victory" apparently gets it.

I'm claiming the next ten victories in advance, regardless of subject matter, or my experience level. I'll be selling these victories to the highest bidders, or those who can't support their arguments. I'll set up a link on the Campfire auction page.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
--Winston Churchill