Well Sam, you aren't gonna want to hear this, but I got married 3 years ago ( re-married) and since then all my hair has fallen out ( no chitt...) and Ive aged ten years...
And I can promise you, without tongue in cheek this woman is the BEST choice Ive ever made in that Department...
Ingwe

"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe