Schit. You need to move to Hollyweird. You're missing your calling.
Meh..... consider how much time I’ve probly spent looking at trees in parks on the West Side over the last 35 years and this was one time.
Only other public service I’ve performed in that particular park was when a young and attractive blonde was back there alone on the trails, sorority girl type, clueless as to where she was.
I politely informed her of the occasional acts of violence that had occurred over the years in the adjoining neighborhoods and that while most times that park was safe, once in a while it really wasn’t. She had no idea.
Anyways I was in a whole diff’rent risk category; older White guy with two off-leash blue heelers, thugs around here seem to assume if your dog is obedient, it’s prob’ly attack trained 🙂
