Listen,.... The Messiah didn't pull up to no campfire,... ever.

It's hottern a popcorn fart in the Middle East and ain't nobody need a fire.

And even if he did find some fools sittin' 'round a fire he wouldn't take off and carry own like no Jerry Falwell.

I mean,... look at a pic of Jerry Falwell.

He all swelled up wearin' that Hart, Shafter, and Marx suit,... Johnston Murphey shoes,... silk tie,...prolly even got own some Pierre fuggin' Cardin boxer shorts,...

I'm tellin' ya what,...

When the Messiah hits land agin',.... he ain't gonna look like no Jerry Falwell,... and he damned sure ain't gonna be no Jimmy Swaggart,...