OK - I reckon it could start like this : Islam has one [ ever hear 'em, there is no God but Allah ?]and Christians believe in a Triune God [ Father,Son,and Holy Ghost ]
That's simple enough . The referee says; "you christians gotta let the Muzzies have one so you will each have two.

But the Hindus have thousands of gods and claim they can't spare a one and besides all that ; they ain't never give nobody no s#$@ and wouldn't even have come to the party if it wasn't for the free beer .And they claim the athiests smell funny so they are going back to the house .

You get the picture I hope 'cause I think I just lost myself and I'm going to bed .

Never holler whoa or look back in a tight place