There once was a guy went by Fosteology
He was of uncertain geneology
But since we all are a mutt
('cept Steelhead, who's a slut)
He gets a pass, cause he's ok. No apology.

(hey... It sucks, granted, but look what I had to work with! And I incorporated a shot at the resident pecker-waver into it! Bonus points!)


The CENTER will hold.

Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two

FÜCK PUTIN!