True. The jam-O-matic is a royal POS. Yes, someone out there probably has one that has never malfunctioned; but exceptions don't make a rule.
LOL. Tis true.
Although, given the number of them sold, the number is probably more like two or three. And it's quite possible they still have hang-tags on them yet.
In this neck of the woods, they are GUAR-AN-TEED to have "see-tru's" on them.