Originally Posted by slumlord
I have a dinner bell at the house here.

Easily over 100 yrs old

Some city slickin sombitches Mrs slumlord sold a house to wanted it gone because termites were eating the cedar post and they were scared it was going fall and hurt someone. LOL

Ok…the realtor’s husband is your guy!!!

Old dinner bells and porch gliders are highly sought after around here. We had people banging on our door wanting to buy our rusty old porch glider. We got paranoid that somebody would steal the damn thing off the front porch and moved it.