Who wouldn't love golf? All those old people wandering around in goose crap. Fascinating!
Compared to the old people on their couch watching Matlock?
True story. My father in law and I would go jump shooting for ducks after I picked up the decoys in the morning. One time he goes, LOOK AT THE TIME! He floors it, we are ramping gravel road intersections and getting air. I didn't know what was happening. Turns out Price is Right was on. That was the moment I knew I would never retire.
