Was a little leery about opening it. Thought it might be a link to that pic of Mom
Dude, you have a crush on MOM and you know it. Nothing to be ashamed of. Embrace it.
She’s hot.
I'm not sure about a crush,
but I do prefer fur on my wimmins and even a bit of meat on their bones.
You, my friend, are in luck. MOM will buff your foreskin and/or circumcise it. It’s called “full service”…..once. Her fur is pillow soft with a hint of Bengay….i shǐt thee not. Just rub whatever hurts in it. Nirvana. Peace. Thee wholey sea.