An example. When Northern Dave came west, he was quickly afflicted with a malady he termed Baboon Ass and then, in a fit of easternness, HE POSTED ABOUT IT!
I can neither confirm nor deny that westerners might or might not on occasion fall victim to this "Baboon Ass". But if we did, in a moment of weakness, hypothetically, find ourselves in this most uncomfortable predicament, would we post about it?! No. We would not.
