1) Few could safely negotiate an East Texas clearcut, we Texans (being much more intelligent than Alaskans, or those that spent the night there) go around clearcuts. Try it, you'll like it.
2) I'm thinking we should be discussing boot wear for Alaskans. Or, at least check your laces and make sure they're tied. Double knot like I do for the grand kids? They still fall down, but not because they stepped on an untied lace.
Or (OK, 3 things), are most Alaskans simply uncoordinated and clumsy? I want to go, but it seems to leave a mark on those that pass through......poor things.
