1) Few could safely negotiate an East Texas clearcut, we Texans (being much more intelligent than Alaskans, or those that spent the night there) go around clearcuts. Try it, you'll like it.
If you consider that Alaskans tend to use (an) "awl" for making holes in certain things, whereas Texans tend to make holes for their "awl", I'm not so sure that you can make a case for Texans being more intelligent.
Last edited by Klikitarik; 10/12/09. Reason: forgot smilies
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
