1) Few could safely negotiate an East Texas clearcut, we Texans (being much more intelligent than Alaskans, or those that spent the night there) go around clearcuts. Try it, you'll like it.
2) I'm thinking we should be discussing boot wear for Alaskans. Or, at least check your laces and make sure they're tied. Double knot like I do for the grand kids? They still fall down, but not because they stepped on an untied lace.
Or (OK, 3 things), are most Alaskans simply uncoordinated and clumsy? I want to go, but it seems to leave a mark on those that pass through......poor things.
These are all jokes, right? Gotta be...because I've hunted in Texas, and while it's less than half the size, it's about a tenth the hunting difficulty of Alaska. Maybe not that much. If you can't get out into clearcuts in Texas...you definitely want to stay out of Alaska.
As far as boots go -- if you ever do come up here, even on a cruise ship, find out about boots first. Cause you clearly just don't get any of it.
Unless you're just joking, in which case, pretty funny, if a bit opaque.
Dennis
"The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets."
"If you're asking me something technical, you may be looking for My Other Brother Darrell."
"It ain't foot-pounds that kills stuff -- it's broken body parts."
