I'm thinking an "I can Lie Better than Lee" thread might be a decent venture,......

I've got a solid Historical imperative for suggesting this,

When I was training Nelson in the finer points of Sea Warfare, just after he got his wing blown off, I oftimes had to resort to that form of "Spoof" to keep him cheered up.

I relied on the experience that I'd picked up campaigning with Bonaparte......another one of those "Deep Cover" ops that I'm revered for,....

Just as an aside, let me assure you that all of the failings of the French Charlleville musket were rectified on my return to England, and working in the Tower of London Armory was pivotal in my early years engineering / training phase. My final design of the Brown Bess is well known, .......and I still recieve regular royalties from the Queen, .....who I haven't lunched with, this year, yet,.......



see,.....this LYING bit can just get ya' goin'

I gotta' go fuel up my new spacecraft,.....

BRRRRrr

GTC


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