It is said it started in the Black Forest, this legend of perpetual motion. True, it involved a stein and a comely Fraulein, but that is not the source. Nay, 'twas only a catalyst. Some say it was the chocolate, but that was not it either.
It was not....Algore either, despite his pathetic wailing as he shivered on the beach at St. Kitts.
No, you see, this thing called perpetual motion, it was born spontaneously. It knows no leader and fears not the tyranny of the majority. It knows no boundaries.
It is stronger than Lee24, more powerful than a sniper rifle and leaps tall buildings without a running start. It gazes into the chasm called cleavage without hesitation. It is....
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
