Your girlfriend must be quite a naughty girl as well to unleash you like that...
Anywhoo, breakfast takes the ham. And eggs.
Maybe try plugging "[bleep]" into your universal translator Its like that...
I draw the line at 3 ways with my Ex... Believe me, I had to REALLY think about that offer, but I don't want something that rymes with Werpes of Fenital Jorts.
For right now, I'm just enjoying the post divorce "Rebound Ass"
I'm PMing the Poobah BTW. His absence is NOT cool.
