Once upon a time I googled my name to see what would come up. This was when I still lived in Alaska too. Low and behold the first thing that came up was a reference to a gay porno star from Colorado with the same friggin name. No schit on this one, true story. I'd never been to Colorado before and when I moved here I always thought somewhere, somehow, somebody might get confused. Luckily it hasn't happened. Good thing the [bleep] is waaaay younger than me too.
