It was back in '81 when I invented Fridge Girl. I'm sure of it but then it was very drunk out that night. Her mother was blond too, but one eye was brown, the other blue. Was like lookin' into Satan's eyes it was...at first. "666" was a tat on her lower back, I swear it was. She barked like a dog and we became movie celebrities, or so I'm told. Something about pigs, or pork skins...something like that.

Yer all welcome too.

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain