If anybody' interested I can steer you in right direction of a good 'poon outing in northern Mexico. Tijuana, it's even close to the ocean. Losta 'poon to be had cheap but be careful of the catchin'. Too much tequila and you could inadvertently get a hold of some of the gay and catch somethin' too.
No experience on my end - but I've heard stories. Just sayin'
