Drinking Aussie beer, with thrice kidneyed roughnecks in the outback?
Ya might as well smeared mayonnaise on your arse and put your undies on your head before you walked off the tarmac....
Geez, man, give a guy some warning, woodja? Nother keyboard sprayed with coffee & snot here... fortunately, the hospital has put a waterproof cover on my office keyboard because they're tired of replacing 'em...
