I've been busy today so I haven't had a chance to finish "the rest of the story".
In keeping with the original theme of this thread I can tell you it involved military sniper rifles chambered in the obscure .400 whelen super uper duper that I invented. DRT - bang flop kills at ranges from 287.3 to 896.7 yards with iron sights and all from a moving, swaying, rocking boat. In a blinding snowstorm.
