Dan,

how do I put this. It was my fault for being not more precise about my wish.

Following your link, I could not help thinking "No $hit".
Th books I can get up and down through amazone or some such.

I was in fact looking for e-type freeloads like 'gutenberg project'. They, sad to say, do not concern themselves with fine outdoor humour.

Thanks anyway.

Back to silicone - they make toys from it I read on wikipedia.

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