Went down to the Upick Dingle Berry field, they had nothing ripe on the vine. Actually they were going through some kinda vine blight that had reduced the number of vines substantially. They also were experiencing a littering issue lately with empty orange juice cans, used razors, empty nair for men containers and the occasional tweezer. Hmmmm.....
They had plenty of ripe boogers, the green variety..... if anyone was looking...
The search for enlightened turdness is a pilgrimage few travel....
