It’s a YUGE WIN and you wanna know why?…..because Swamplord is an American, a Patriot and a MAN….all the things you will NEVER be! We as Americans are used to winning, we’re used to fighting and kicking the holy hell out of British pusssies, we’re used to fighting for the weak like Australia, we don’t cower or retreat when faced with adversity but instead we stand our ground and we FIGHT!
You see old chap….As Americans we have been bred from the finest and most hardy stock with clean and vibrant genetics….our DNA is so strong and pure that not only is it practically jumping out of our masculine bodies and spreading itself freely..it literally makes everything we say and everything we do the absolute BEST. I know that you have no baseline with which to compare your miserable life to and that’s something you girls ought to be thankful for…..trust me, if you knew how great our lives are and how our vibrant DNA causes us to be so incredibly awesome and feel…well, most days like Superman then you’d probably want to kill yourself and I couldn’t blame you if you did…
Keep up your unoriginal, boring, predictable work and your lazy cut and paste single paragraph cries of being treated really super duper mean by the big studly Americans. If I could perhaps ask a favor (favour) and that’s for you, Isurrenderedmymauser, to slip in (don’t get horned up) a “horse butt paste” reference every now and then? Once the retardation factor of that wore off I found a lot of humor (humour) in it. Good comedy usually has specific attributes but every now and then something comes along that defies all the principles of good comedy and for reasons often unknown it becomes funny in and of itself….this is NOT one of those times. The comedy of Isurrenderedmymauser and DBT is based on their retardation. They are so fu.cking stupid that they think they’ve circled around the retardation spectrum and are right back at their usual 69IQ …it’s incredible to me that anyone who is that stupid can be as secure in their ignorance as they are?! They are so confident in their ignorance that they approach everyday as if it’s them against the world…the world is wrong, the Queers from Queensland are right and if anyone disagrees they’ll cry and whine like the bitches they are.
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
