.......we all know you have been jealous ever since those hot blonde nymphs started sending me cell phone selfies from the girls locker room. I will additionally add......
Wait...oh yea...gotto go....the nymphs are at it again.....never mind, it is not worth my time to reply....just stunning!!!!....what a set of.....ta-ta....
Sorry man, I didn't mean to let the air out of your stories.