"Never had a dollar mske me happy". Yeah, well sometimes young women (and men) dont know that when they marry someone and d3fide to haul ass when they finally learn that fact of life.

"Its partly birddogs fault because he wasnt perfect". BULLCHITT. Before marriage did she inform BD he would have to be perfect? Did the Bible or preacher or the congregstion or her parents or friends?

I did make a JOKE or two in my life.
Jesus didnt get married becauee he didnt want to sin (read: cuss).

Why do married men die first: They want to. Actually this is usuwlly true. Most men get used to being told what to do at home and get used to it and fear being left alone without a boss, and somronr to to take care of them at home.

Why do women live longer than men? Women dont have a wife.

Flame on. You ever see the rich guy with nice wheels in high school hsve an ugly girlfriend?


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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.

If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.