I have dated at least three women who have told me they have been divorced twice and then changed their mind and said three. One changed it to five.
My definition is, marriage is like playing with matches standing next to the guy filling up at the gas station.
You have no control over the other person.

Last edited by whelennut; 01/21/15.
I like to do my hunting BEFORE I pull the trigger!
There is only one kind of dead, but there are many different kinds of wounded.