I am looking at a heat wave if we get to 28 degrees today.
Instead of out cutting firewood I am drinking coffee and laughing my ass off reading this shiznit.
The more I learn about women the more I realize why people get dogs.
My friend once told me that you never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
If you turn them upside down they all look the same.
whelennut

I like to do my hunting BEFORE I pull the trigger!
There is only one kind of dead, but there are many different kinds of wounded.