Beating up her boyfriend may seem like the thing to do but trust me the day will come when you think, I owe that guy a beer

Phuuck I owe my ex's boyfriend the whole damn Anheuser-Busch brewery for the favor he did me

My dog is a member of the "Turd Like Clan"

Covert Trail Cameras are JUNK

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