Come and get what, pop-tart?

As to the rest of your blather, you planting your lips on my ass with a smile is what is to be expected from the likes of you.

I'd love to make your day soon but with GPS and all, I doubt my driver could get so lost as to find your single wide.

I'd have said double wide but didn't want you to confuse that with your wife.

You getting my drift, [bleep]?

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward