Originally Posted by jpb
Originally Posted by DocRocket
Originally Posted by Bristoe

Wife "Boo-hooooOOOOOooooooo!,...we need to see a marriage councelor!"

Husband "What about I just hit myself in the balls with a hammer instead?"

Wife "Close enough."

ROFL!! Literally.

I got coffeesnot on my keyboard and tears running down my cheeks and my sides are aching. If I was a chick I'd guess I was havin' my monthlies. Thank you for injecting a tad bit of sanity into this madhouse of a thread, Bristoe. Whew.

Doc, I have learned to swallow my coffee before I read a post by that funny bastid Bristoe. smile

I looked up "dry humour" in the dictionary, and sure enough there was a picture of Bristoe beside that entry. [Linked Image] grin

John
i learned:

Dont read no Bristle, with coffee in your whistle.


The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.

If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.