GOD created the marriage relationship, seek HIM if you want to know how to make it work. If you want to know how to not make it work, seek the advice of man. Pretty straight forward, me thinks. YMMV.
"Hey God, the ol' lady says my neti-pot ain't what it should be, and she's steppin' out! What the fuggin' goddammm fugg!?!?!"
Dave
