Wife "Boo-hooooOOOOOooooooo!,...we need to see a marriage councelor!"
Husband "What about I just hit myself in the balls with a hammer instead?"
Wife "Close enough."
ROFL!! Literally.
I got coffeesnot on my keyboard and tears running down my cheeks and my sides are aching. If I was a chick I'd guess I was havin' my monthlies. Thank you for injecting a tad bit of sanity into this madhouse of a thread, Bristoe. Whew.
Doc, I have learned to swallow my coffee before I read a post by that funny bastid Bristoe.
I looked up "dry humour" in the dictionary, and sure enough there was a picture of Bristoe beside that entry.
John