As long as we're bringing up funny counseling stories, there's always the variations on this theme:
Her (imploring): "Tell me the truth, I want you to tell me how you really feel."
Him: "Well, I'm trying to spare your feelings..."
Her (more imploringly): "Really, all I want is the truth, I want you to tell me the absolute, honest truth."
Him: "You won't get mad?"
Her: "Honey, love of my life, how could I get mad at you for telling me the deepest and most honest feelings of your heart?"
Him: "...insert absolute truth here..."
Her: "HOW DARE YOU!! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!! WHATEVER POSSESSED YOU TO SAY SUCH A CRUEL AND NASTY THING?! YOU SCUM!!!"
At least you get some entertainment for your $10,000....
Added: Now that I think about it, that's pretty much the way it goes any time she wants you to tell her the truth.
Last edited by Jim in Idaho; 01/22/15. Reason: infinite variations on "does this dress make my ass look fat?"
