haven't had a sip of booze tonight, or last night, yep you're 100% dumbazz wrong once again, but thanks for playin


just how I'm wired, low tolerance for mouthy cowards

but you're in a safe place here,

feel free to continue to make an azz of yourself

you sure throw that BAC thing out there often is that cause you got busted with the DWI Chris Darnell?


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.