deflave


you missed your calling son


you should be a counselor/psychologist, whatever the polite term is for headshrinkers these days.

you could save folks lots of time and money


am thinking we could go big time, TV and everything, get you on right behind Dr. Phil


Dr. Phil : "Be sure to stay tuned to this channel for Dr. Travis, he offers advice for men that still have their balls"


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.