Tawd-
If it's got seeds from her Big Mac all over it, it is definitely a used car now. You can only hope she gets the shift knob stuck in her dark roast. Get a new fat girl, buy her a new red car, and have her try your Whopper. If you put some onion on it, it will bring tears to her eyes. Hopefully Big Mac will marry your last fat girl in the meantime.
Where is Jesus in all this?
