Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MojoHand
Prolonged high friction can start fires.

Every Boyscout knows that....




Wait. What!?


It wasn't started by friction. I had a tick buried in my yam-bag. Tried to get him to back out and I lit myself on fire.

All this was done while straddling the schittter in the outhouse. The combined smell was less than UBER.

Gruff laughed.




Travis


At least you didn't tee it up as a bad guy/hostage scenario and take a .45 after it. While staddling the schitter.In the outhouse.
I've heard even the best shooters can flinch under pressure.
While the outcome either way would have been epic, results may not have been uber.