I hate those Christians making me pray, go to church, no drinking, jail time for cussing, prison for breaking the laws against robbing, raping, pillaging. Hows a guy supposed to have any fun.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.

If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.