Well, at least it wasn't so bad you went to the "make your toenails fall off" scotch you like to gargle with around the fire. I feel better now, for a minute I was feeling sorry for you.
Addition: Do any really drink that vile liquid? I think I would rather be caught deep in the wood with a Nightforce sitting on a Creed, than be seen around the fire chugging-excuuuuse me, sipping-scotch whisky.